Saturday's Bermuda Seinfeld name changes
Pick 9.12 WR Mark Ely bet me that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars...he lost, so now he'll be known as Todd Gack
Pick 10.21 MLB Daniel Parsons has been working out and getting huge, so he'll now be known as Kenny Bania
Pick 11.12 C Adrian Holding wants to bet on planes landing at the airport, so he's now Earl Haffler
Pick 12.21 WR Angel Davis is a regifter and prefers adult magazines at the dentist office, so I'll call him Tim Whatley
Pick 13.12 WR Willie Patti says "It's Go Time" whenever he wears his World's Greatest Dad shirt, so I'll call him Izzy Mandelbaum
Pick 14.21 LB turned Safety Mark Riddle conducts orchestras in his spare time and likes to relax at his villa in Tuscany. He asks everyone to call him Maestro, but this isn't the XFL, so he's now Bob Cobb
Pick 15.12 SS David James once auditioned for the role of Kramer and likes to steal raisins and be nasty to people who call him out on it, so I'll call him Tom Pepper
Pick 16.21 DT Bill Hines might end up switching to LB or bulking up to stay at DT, if he can get his visa problems resolved. Rumor has it he inspired Dikembe Mutumbo's finger wag and thinks Jerry Seinfeld is a very, very bad man, so he's now Babu Bhatt