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I named all 46 players after Seinfeld characters, and I'm going to do something I did in League 84 when 31 guys had Seinfeld names...have a Seinfeld Survivor. Below is a pic of my roster, and as they get cut, traded, retired, whatever, they drop off the list until just 1 Seinfeld Survivor remains.

My money is on Uncle Leo

Signed 1 rookie UFA, DT Charles Jenson. He is named for the guy who lied about having cancer, got a toupee from Seinfeld, got confident and started picking up women. Found out in a later episode that Gary Fogel died in a car accident when he lost control of his car, adjusting his toupee.

Seinfeld Survivor now has 47 entries.

Signed 2 more rookies during LFA2, bringing Seinfeld Survivor to 49 entries.

RT Shelby Callahan is now Harry Fong. Fong was in "The Opera" as the guy George was trying to scalp his ticket to.

TE Justin Williams is now Adam Lippman. He hates the game Boggle and "became a man" after forcing a kiss on Elaine Benes.

Seinfeld Survivor has it's first casualty happening tonight. We're cutting 7 players to take us down to 53, but I only named 1 of those 7 players.

Bye Bye to Adam Lippman https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/Adam_Lippman

#UncleLeoLivesOn

Losing 4 more Seinfeld players as we cut down to 53 tonight. We now have 44 left of the original 49 Seinfeld named players. Tonight we say goodbye to...

TE Joe Bookman The drafting of T.J. Hooker meant either a FB or Bookman was to be cut. Two of my 3 FBs can also be TE3 but Bookman is not a good FB, so he can now hunt down kids who draw pee pees and wee wees in library books.



WR Jean Paul We had 4 WR emerge as pretty good last year, and Jean Paul was on the outside looking in. The drafting of Alex P. Keaton meant both Jean Paul and Alec Berg would be moving on. Hopefully Jean Paul bought himself a good alarm clock so he's not late for his 9 to 5 job.



WR Alec Berg Now that he's no longer playing football, he can now use his NY Rangers season tickets, so Puddy will have to find a new way to go to the game and paint his face.



SLB Owen March March kills it in the preseason but not so much once the games count. He needs to take care of his dad, Owen March Sr after he had a stroke in NYC and now he will have the time.

Lost 3 more Seinfeld named players since the start of last season, including one getting cut tonight.

C Steven Koren I guess he will resume his gang activity with The Van Buren Boys now that he's out of a job.



RT Rick Levitan I guess Levitan will go back to being a jerk, womanizing boss somewhere, so long as he can avoid being slipped another mickey.



RG Jerry Persheck Now that he's played football, he has a new Pachyderm story to replace his pizza juggling story that he uses to pick up women.

That leaves 41 players still on the team:

Wyck Thayer
David Puddy
Carl Farbman
Lloyd Braun
Duncan Meyer
Roy Corning
Art Vandelay
Tim Whatley
Todd Gack
Joel Rifkin
Izzy Mandelbaum
Tony Abado
Earl Haffler
Fred Yerkes
Tor Eckman
Pat Buckles
Phil Totola
Pinter Ranawat
Jack Klompus
Uncle Leo
Franklin Delano Romanowski
Sid Fields
Michael Barth
Babu Bhatt
Crazy Joe Davola
Mickey Abbott
Jason Hanky
Kenny Bania
Eddie Sherman
Joe Mayo
Mike Moffitt
Teddy Padilac
Tobias Nagy
J Peterman
Jackie Chiles
Ned Isakoff
John Germaine
Tom Pepper
Bob Cobb
Gary Fogel
Harry Fong